These Sweet and Silly Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions Are Cupid-Approved (2024)

Valentine’s Day is practically moments away, which means it’s officially time for your favorite February 14 traditions. That’s right, we’re talking about curating the perfect V-Day atmosphere with platters of red velvet desserts, dreamy decor, and plenty of pretty co*cktails. Oh, and spending time with your sweetheart, of course! But seriously, while hanging out with your partner is fun and all, it’s safe to say that the best part of Valentine’s Day is all the cute heart-shaped foods and getting dolled up in your best Valentine’s Day outfit. Then, sharing it on Instagram for all to see! Whether you're itching to post a heartfelt photo dump with your darling (aka the modern-day version of a Valentine’s Day card) or are just simply looking for a caption that's more than a heart emoji, these creative Valentine's Day captions will help you spread the love!

These adorable one-liners are perfect for Instagram and will work for any mood and relationship status. If you and your significant other are as iconic as Ree and Ladd Drummond, then tell the world how much your other half means to you. "Every day is Valentine's Day when I'm with you" is the perfect Valentine's caption for a sweet photo of you two. Or, borrow some Valentine's Day quotes from one of your favorite romantic movies or Valentine's Day movies: "If you're a bird, I'm a bird."

For anyone who's going solo this V-Day, sprinkle in some Valentine's Day jokes. Remind the world to "love the wine you're with" or that "Netflix is my one true love." After all, what's better than spending the night at home eating chocolate and watching your fave shows? Exactly. And anyone who loves a good knee-slapper will appreciate adding some Valentine's Day puns into the mix as well. So go ahead and check out these cute Valentine's Day captions and quotes to spruce up your post.

Funny Valentine's Day Captions

• Forever the ranch to my pizza.
• Valentine's Day is like a box of chocolates: It’ll be finished within a day.
• Celebrating Valentine's Day with my true loves: Netflix and Seamless.
• Roses are red, violets are blue. How great is it that I’m still not sick of you?
• Valentine's Day is just a reminder that my cat is the only one who truly gets me.
• Yes I have a date for Valentine’s Day. It’s February 14!
• Forget roses. Where’s the rosé at?
• I love you so matcha.
• I can buy myself flowers… but I don’t want to. Please someone send me flowers.
• Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
• You're so lucky to have me.
• My love language is sarcasm, but I'll settle for chocolate on Valentine's Day.
• Finally found Mr. Swipe Right.
• Happy Cheap Candy Day Eve!
• Roses are red, pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and none of it's for you!
• I love you a latte.
• Celebrating Valentine's Day: the one day a year it's socially acceptable to be cheesy.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, a bottle of rosé costs less than a dinner for two.
• Trying to find someone who looks at me the way I look at pizza.
• Love is in the air, but so is the smell of my burning attempts at cooking a romantic dinner.
• All you need is love… and chocolate.
• The heart-eye emoji in my recently used emojis category can be entirely attributed to you.
• Cupid got me good.
• You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
• Happy Independence Day to all the single people out there.
• If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
• You have a pizza my heart.
• You’re the only one I want to annoy forever.
• Olive you! Thank you for pickling me.
• You’re so lucky you found me.
• This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.
• You’re all that and dim sum.
• You swiped me right off my feet!
• Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow.
• The person in the world who annoys me the least.
• Consider this post my Valentine's Day card.
• I love you even when I'm hangry.
• The world needs more love and fewer emails.

Romantic Valentine's Day Captions

• To the moon and back.
• When I look at my future, I see you.
• I love you more everyday. (But especially today!)
• So happy that I get to do life with you.
• Thank goodness we both swiped right.
• Thanks for being my person!
• You're my favorite human.
• Congrats to me finally being able relate to an Ed Sheeran song!
• You put a smile on my face everyday.
• Not me being in love!
• Alexa, play "Lover" by Taylor Swift.
• I guess you could say I love you.
• Forever the PB to my J.
• A true love story never ends.
• Every day is Valentine's Day when I'm with you.
• Together is always better.
• I love you most.
• In love with my best friend.
• Hugs, kisses, and Valentine's Day wishes.
• Hanging out on cloud 9 with my Valentine.
• I only have heart eyes for you.
• You make me the happiest person in the world.
• Here's to a lifetime of Valentine's Days with you.
• To the Valentine who has my heart forever.
• My Valentine today, tomorrow, and every day for the rest of my life.
• I never liked Valentine's Day until I met you.
• All you need is love, and all I need is you.

Valentine's Day Captions If You're Single

• It's date night. Table for one.
• I’m happy for all you couples, but I’ll be even happier for me when the candy goes on sale tomorrow.
• I may be single, but I ain’t cynical.
• I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my true love: food.
• Netflix is my one true love.
• Celebrating Valentine's Day with my favorite people: wine and chocolate.
• All of me loves...all of me.
• Here for the wine.
• Just waiting for the 50% off candy tomorrow.
• Love the wine you're with.
• I followed my heart and it led me to ice cream.
• Happy Valentine's Day to me, love me.
• Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Valentine's Day Captions Based on Song Lyrics

• "I should be over all the butterflies but I'm into you." — Paramore
• "They say true love's the greatest weapon." — Beyoncé
• "Just let me adore you, like it's the only thing I'll ever do." — Harry Styles
• "At last my love has come along, my lonely days are over and life is like a song." —Etta James
• "Take my heart and please don't break it, love was made for me and you." —Nat King Cole
• "And darling I will be loving you 'til we're 70." —Ed Sheeran
• "I could hold you for a million years to make you feel my love." —Bob Dylan
• "All of me loves all of you." —John Legend
• "Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go. You have made my life complete and I love you so." —Elvis Presley
• "I hope you don't mind that I put down in the words how wonderful life is while you're in the world." —Elton John
• "It's a love story, baby just say yes." —Taylor Swift
• "And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile, cause you're amazing, just the way you are." —Bruno Mars
• "Lucky I'm in love with my best friend." —Jason Mraz
• "Love is old love is new, love is all love is you." —The Beatles

Valentine's Day Quote Captions

• "If you only have one smile in you, give it to the people you love." - Maya Angelou
• "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin
• "I look at every day with you as a gift." - Rip Wheeler, Yellowstone
• "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." —A.A. Milne
• "Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever." —Audre Lorde
• "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." —Lao Tzu
• "We are most alive when we're in love." —John Updike
• "Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you." —Loretta Young
• "Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love." —William Shakespeare
• "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." —Aristotle

Pop Culture Valentine's Day Captions

• "I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." —Notting Hill
• "If you're a bird, I'm a bird." —The Notebook
• "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." —When Harry Met Sally
• "Here's looking at you, kid." —Casablanca

Emoji Valentine's Day Captions

• My ❤️ belongs to you.
• 🍫 and 🍷 and I'm feeling fine.
• You have a 🍕 my ❤️
• I will accept this 🌹
• Will you 🐝 mine?
• Sending you lots of ❌s and ⭕s
• I don't need 💐 🍫 🎁 —I just need you.
• I only have 👀 for you.